some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
dude. I can hear the air.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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