i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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