girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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