I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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