she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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