I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
