DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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