But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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