Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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