Cold hands, warm shart.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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