Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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