Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
