she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
