God, you're like boner-b-gone
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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