God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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