Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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