john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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