I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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