I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
the liver wants what the liver wants
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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