and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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