it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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