In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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