I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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