Christians are straight up FREAKS
Me too!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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