I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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