you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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