AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
