i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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