Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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