Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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