Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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