What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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