haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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