Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
