: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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