Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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