I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I should be sponsored by Trojan
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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