Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
"it" just moved
Do vagina's smell?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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