Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just found puke in my bra..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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