shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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