why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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