Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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