you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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