Do you still have your period?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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