For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
