i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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