Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
