lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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