plz talk dirty to me
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
