I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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